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SF Escalators Jammed With ... Poop

Homeless people use them as restrooms

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 27, 2012 8:24 AM CDT

(Newser) – San Francisco workers were greeted with an unpleasant sight when they opened a broken subway escalator: a vast quantity of human waste—enough to require a hazardous materials team on the scene. It seems that homeless people frequently use BART stairwells as nighttime toilets; indeed, the poop came as no surprise to authorities, though the Chronicle reports the quantity was a bit jarring.

This week, nine BART escalators weren't working, five of them downtown; excrement could again be a culprit (the Chronicle calls poop "among the most acute" reasons the escalators bust). Police say there's no good way to prosecute people who relieve themselves on the spot. "Nobody wants to be walking in urine and feces, I know that, (but) if we don't see it or the person doesn't admit to it, they can just say it was someone else," says one.

San Francisco has a rather odiferous problem on the subway.
San Francisco has a rather odiferous problem on the subway.   (Shutterstock)
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Riffran
Jul 27, 2012 5:45 PM CDT
"This is Billy with maintenance....sir we got a code brown, you need to dispatch fire hose and gas mask crew to escalator five"
williambaranowski
Jul 27, 2012 4:36 PM CDT
Cop: "Did you **** in the escalator?"  Apprehendee: "You mean today?"
LoginsSuck
Jul 27, 2012 12:07 PM CDT
I can see using the two sides as privacy, especially if you have no where else to go. I am just curious, do they squat while riding the escalator? So what happens if you are not finished before the end? You waddle around to the up or down and continue? What if you had to take one of those long term dumps? Would you be riding up and down for 20 minutes?
 

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