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Total Recall Totally Forgettable

Critics not impressed with Colin Farrell remake

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 3, 2012 10:59 AM CDT

(Newser) – Critics aren't much impressed with Total Recall, a post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller about fake memories. While the 1990 original has become a classic of sorts, this version, starring Colin Farrell, has inspired some pretty harsh reviews.

  • "The ambitions of the filmmakers lie in the direction of maximum noise and minimum sense," writes AO Scott in the New York Times. "So much information is thrown at you in such a haphazard fashion that your ability to care dwindles along with your willingness to enjoy any of it."

  • In Rolling Stone, Peter Travers keeps it simple: The movie is "totally witless," with no "originality" or "coherence." All in all, it's a "futuristic fiasco."
  • In the original, "the central pleasure of the movie was its twists, and as the same twists got rolled out in the remake, I kept thinking: 'Yes, that was surprising to me in 1990,'" writes Kyle Smith in the New York Post. Director Len Wiseman is "bewildered, or maybe just bored, when the to-do list contains items called 'story' and 'character' and 'dialogue.'"
  • But at Salon, Andrew O'Hehir approves of the film as an August action flick. It's "a doggone good time, with a bunch of nifty technical and visual flourishes, competently managed plot twists, and elegant, Wachowski-esque action choreography."

This film image released by Columbia Pictures shows Jessica Biel, left, and Colin Farrell in a scene from the action thriller Total Recall.
This film image released by Columbia Pictures shows Jessica Biel, left, and Colin Farrell in a scene from the action thriller "Total Recall."   (AP Photo/Columbia Pictures - Sony, Michael Gibson)
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RinoHunter
Aug 8, 2012 5:49 PM CDT
When are the producers and directors in Hollywood going to get off drugs and realize that remakes always tank?
mikech
Aug 8, 2012 10:36 AM CDT
I hate to admit it but I spent $10 to see this totally forget-able film. I cant understand with all of the resources and talent at the producer's disposal, how such a ridiculous plot could have been selected. They would have been better off with the original "travel to Mars and kick some ass" from Arnold's film. Although, the three breasted prostitute does make an appearance. 
Imhotep
Aug 8, 2012 7:57 AM CDT
Another example of extreme wealth placed in the hands of share holders focused on the bottom line.  Corporate America at work. Where is the imagination, the artistry, the story, the creativity. Sequels and remakes.  Excuse me while I yawn.
 

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