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Paul Ryan's Secret Service Code Name Is...

..."Bowhunter"

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 4, 2012 9:27 AM CDT

(Newser) – Paul Ryan now has a Secret Service code name: "Bowhunter." GQ revealed that little nugget today, pointing out that the name makes sense, since Ryan is indeed an avid archer and hunter—he'll even grace the cover of next month's Deer and Deer Hunting magazine. Of course, given that Mitt Romney's codename is "Javelin," the two might just be trying to send a message, namely, If the US ever needs to defend itself with primitive weaponry, we've got this. Ryan's wife, Janna, incidentally, has the much less violent codename "Buttercup."

Paul Ryan speaks during a campaign event at East Carolina University, Sept. 3, 2012 in Greenville, NC.
Paul Ryan speaks during a campaign event at East Carolina University, Sept. 3, 2012 in Greenville, NC.   (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
Paul Ryan speaks at a campaign event at East Carolina University, Monday, Sept. 3, 2012, in Greenville, NC.
Paul Ryan speaks at a campaign event at East Carolina University, Monday, Sept. 3, 2012, in Greenville, NC.   (AP Photo/Sara D. Davis)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 37 comments
LarryG
Sep 5, 2012 6:44 AM CDT
I guess Pinnochio and Eddie Munster were already  taken.
WinglessExtremist
Sep 5, 2012 12:43 AM CDT
Obama's code name is "commie want to burn the Constitution fuck".
loyalamerican
Sep 4, 2012 10:17 PM CDT
Was Dickhead already taken?
 

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