Latest Meme: 'Texts From Mitt' Fake Romney talks about spray tans, makes car roof jokes By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff Posted Sep 21, 2012 2:47 PM CDT 30 comments Comments Mitt Romney licks his fingers as he walks back to his seat after making himself a peanut butter and honey sandwich on his campaign plane en route to Las Vegas, Friday, Sept. 21, 2012. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak) (Newser) – First there was Texts From Hillary, now there's Texts From Mitt. As you can imagine, these texts are a little less badass, a little more rich guy. Dreamed up by Nick Douglas at Slacktory and spotted by the Huffington Post, the fake Mitt sends texts joking about his birth certificate and asking to stay at your house—as long as he doesn't have to sleep on an air mattress or in, gasp, an apartment. Check all of the fake texts out here.