Latest Meme: 'Texts From Mitt'
Fake Romney talks about spray tans, makes car roof jokes
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Sep 21, 2012 2:47 PM CDT
Mitt Romney licks his fingers as he walks back to his seat after making himself a peanut butter and honey sandwich on his campaign plane en route to Las Vegas, Friday, Sept. 21, 2012.   (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

(Newser) – First there was Texts From Hillary, now there's Texts From Mitt. As you can imagine, these texts are a little less badass, a little more rich guy. Dreamed up by Nick Douglas at Slacktory and spotted by the Huffington Post, the fake Mitt sends texts joking about his birth certificate and asking to stay at your house—as long as he doesn't have to sleep on an air mattress or in, gasp, an apartment. Check all of the fake texts out here.

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Sep 22, 2012 9:10 AM CDT
The perverts are really into shit smelling. Parents, guard your children.
Sep 21, 2012 7:55 PM CDT
He has just pulled his finger out of his rear end and just smelling it to see if he is really full of s$$t.
Sep 21, 2012 7:39 PM CDT
i'm hoping he (romney) is done. he is not worthy of being the potus. he is not only unstable and unpredictable but he, as a chameleon, as one who changes colors according to his surroundings, is a very dangerous individual. it would be catastrophic for the average american. i'm not being snarky now. the man has no core. he has not feeling in his gut of empathy towards those less fortunate. ya know, i was once behind a woman in a supermarket line. she struggled to find the money in her purse to pay for her groceries. i slipped my hand into my pocket and pulled out some money, then dropped it onto the floor. i touched her on her shoulder and said " i think you dropped this." she didn't know and thanked me. i ask you all, would romney do that? would he? i hardly think so.