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Best Lines From Romney, Obama Roast

Candidates tweak each other, themselves, at charity dinner

By Liam Carnahan,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 19, 2012 6:37 AM CDT | Updated Oct 19, 2012 7:49 AM CDT

(Newser) – The presidential candidates took a break from the campaign to poke fun at themselves and each other last night during the annual Alfred E. Smith charity dinner in Manhattan. Some highlights, from the New York Times and Washington Post:

  • Romney: "As President Obama surveys the Waldorf banquet room with everybody in white tie and finery you have to wonder what he’s thinking: ‘So little time, so much to redistribute.’”
  • Obama: "Earlier today, I went shopping at some stores in Midtown. I understand Governor Romney went shopping for some stores in Midtown."
On themselves:
  • Obama: "Some of you may have noticed, I had a lot more energy in our second debate. I felt really well rested after the nice long nap I had in the first debate.”
  • Romney, commenting on the fancy dress code: "It’s nice to finally relax and wear what Ann and I wear around the house.”
Odds and ends:
  • Obama asked everyone to “please take their seats. Otherwise Clint Eastwood will yell at them.”
  • Romney tweaked the press, saying he had seen early reports from the dinner. "Headline: ‘Obama Embraced by Catholics, Romney Dines with Rich People.’”
On the VP:
  • Obama: "I've heard some people say, 'Barack, you're not as young as you used to be. Where’s that golden smile? Where’s that pep in your step?' And I say, 'Settle down, Joe, I'm trying to run a Cabinet meeting.'"
  • Romney: "I was actually hoping the president would bring Joe Biden along this evening because he will laugh at anything.”
See The Week for more highlights.

President Obama talks with Cardinal Timothy Dolan, second left, as Mitt Romney and Ann Romney are seated at right.
President Obama talks with Cardinal Timothy Dolan, second left, as Mitt Romney and Ann Romney are seated at right.   (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
President Obama and Mitt Romney laugh with Cardinal Timothy Dolan at the charity dinner in New York.
President Obama and Mitt Romney laugh with Cardinal Timothy Dolan at the charity dinner in New York.   (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
President Obama and Mitt Romney at last night's charity dinner.
President Obama and Mitt Romney at last night's charity dinner.   (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Mitt Romney and President Obama at last night's charity dinner.
Mitt Romney and President Obama at last night's charity dinner.   (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
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COMMENTS
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YetAnotherCollegeKid
Oct 20, 2012 12:21 AM CDT
Those are some damn funny jokes. In all kinds of directions. Really good stuff.
Naked_Emperor
Oct 19, 2012 11:41 AM CDT
From obama... Mitt is Romney's middle name.....I wish I could use my middle name. It was nice to see both of them acting like normal people.
LoginsSuck
Oct 19, 2012 11:30 AM CDT
This sounds interesting. Is there a video available? 
 

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