Stars Come Out for Tomorrow's Election
Will Ferrell is willing to eat toenails to get you to vote
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Nov 5, 2012 9:49 AM CST
Updated Nov 5, 2012 10:58 AM CST
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(Newser) – The stars are coming out in a big way as Election Day looms. The latest:

  • Will Ferrell really, really wants you to vote—and he'll do anything to make sure you do, he promises in a new video for President Obama. "Hungry? How about a home-cooked meal? Hope you like angel hair pasta," he says. "You need a guy to help you move a couch? Done. I've even got my own van." But his promises get bigger—and weirder—from there. "If you vote, I'll eat anything you tell me to—garbage, hair, human toenails, underpants, whatever—I'll do it," he swears. The president's name stays out of it until the very end, when Ferrell concludes, while holding a football, "Vote Obama. It's a slam dunk."

  • On Jimmy Kimmel's show last week, Chris Rock offered up a special message to white voters. "In times like these, you need a white president you can trust," Rock explains. "And that white president's name is Barack Obama." His evidence that Obama is actually white? The president used to be called "Barry," he likes to golf, he wears "mom jeans," and he has a Portugese water dog, among other things.
  • Amy Poehler kept her endorsement brief and to the point: "If you can vote, go vote for Obama," she concludes.
  • Obama himself is also urging voters to hit the polls ... and he's doing it cat-meme style.
  • It's not just ads: Celebrities are making last-minute donations to both campaigns, Politico reports. Jake Gyllenhaal, Zach Galifianakis, Renee Zellweger, and Amanda Seyfried all recently made four-figure contributions to Obama's campaign, while Kelsey Grammer, Bob Barker, and John Elway did the same for Romney.
Click here, here, or here to see previous celebrity endorsements.

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UncleMartin
Nov 6, 2012 8:05 AM CST
make up your own mind...who cares what these twits in holywood have to say...none of them are real
Coolface
Nov 5, 2012 2:31 PM CST
I've got a good request for Will Farrell's offer. In the immortal words of Duke Nukem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNprYJNAzBs
JoeQ
Nov 5, 2012 1:15 PM CST
“If you are bored and disgusted by politics and don't bother to vote, you are in effect voting for the entrenched Establishments of the two major parties, who please rest assured are not dumb, and who are keenly aware that it is in their interests to keep you disgusted and bored and cynical and to give you every possible reason to stay at home doing one-hitters and watching MTV on primary day. By all means stay home if you want, but don't bullshit yourself that you're not voting. In reality, there is no such thing as not voting: you either vote by voting, or you vote by staying home and tacitly doubling the value of some Diehard's vote." - David Foster Wallace