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Woman on YouTube: I Robbed a Bank!

Police somehow caught on to Hannah Sabata's video

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 4, 2012 1:47 PM CST

(Newser) – Let's face it: These days, bragging about your crimes on Facebook has gotten old. If you really want to grab the limelight, do what 19-year-old Hannah Sabata of Nebraska appears to have done: Post a video on YouTube in which you dangle what you... More »

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HANKHILL
Dec 5, 2012 9:32 AM CST
damn i guess my old gf made it big time i wish her well. hey hannah give me a call we can talk about the good old days!
milosleubner
Dec 4, 2012 8:55 PM CST
   To  all of   you  out   there  bottom-  feeders   !!   This   girl  would  have  made  a  better  mother  to  her  child  then  any  of  your  mothers  obviously  have..  She  has   something  that   you  can  not   even  recognise ,   you   unlubricated  robots.    This   social  order  you   are  hanging  on  for your   deer   existence  (because  life   would  be   something   entirely  different )  will one   day  soon  buldoze   you into   the  ditch  while   you  are   still mambling   your  ignorant  judgments ,  proud  of  belonging   to   formerly  great   and   formerly   free   society in  which now   the  lowest  of  lows  ,emotionally  ill ,heartless   and  mindless   zombies  ,sexless  or  lesbian ,with  superegos, worried about  stretch  marks,   are   grabing  american and  european  children  and  infants   from  the  arms  of   their  God-given  mothers.or   fathers  ,in   violation  of   all standing  laws of    this   country  ,.,assisted   in   their   unthinkable    crimes  by   black  robes   without   wisdom  who   are  actually   affraid   to   resist  or   even   inquire .Of   course   they  would  not  care  because   they are  former   trial  lawyers ,bureocrats ,,dead   for  very  long   time.,they  are  not  grandmothers  or  grandfathers  without  the  Winebeago in   their   driveway.,. Those   who   are the  exceptions  here  will   understand   and   forgive  me... As  the  imaginary but    deadly  accurate   sign  over   the  juvenile  courts  of   this   formerly  free country   would  say  "   This  is   a  Constitutional  Court  of   the  United  States  of   America  (unless  othewise  determined   by   the  Child  Protective  Services  ! )      CPS  is   not  only  criminal  organisation  of  low life  human  beings  ,but   also   willing   accomplices  in  mortal   attacks   on  human  race  as   whole ,  as are    today   many  other  bi-pedal  creatures  amongs  the   crowd   who   would  have  been  burned  at   stake  couple  of  hundred   years   ago.  Again  ,those  in  known   or  those  in ' feel "   will forgive  me  ,they  undestand.     This   girl  is   a   most  beautifull   flower  of   womanhood   and    motherhood  in  particular  ,   I  hail her,crying.  She   fought   back the   only   way  she   could ,, she   did   it   for  you  and  your   children ,not  herself.  ,   Let   the   True  God  bless her!!!        www.fightcps.com    Milos  Leubner
Rational.-Anarchist
Dec 4, 2012 7:24 PM CST
Brain dead idiot! Maybe there really is a connection between smoking weed & brain damage! Then again, she IS a product of the American  "education" system, which probably has more to do with it!
 

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