Snappy newsletters. Simple Facebook sharing. Spirited comments. Sweet features are waiting… GET THEM NOW!

Colbert to Nikki Haley: Pick Me! Haley: No Way

SC guv reminds Stephen he didn't know the Palmetto State's drink

By Mark Russell,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 7, 2012 10:13 AM CST | Updated Dec 7, 2012 11:51 AM CST

(Newser) – Who could take over Jim DeMint's Senate seat at the end of the year? Conservatives are talking Rep. Tim Scott, but another South Carolinian has thrown his rather high-profile hat into the ring: one Stephen Colbert, reports the New York Post. Colbert dedicated a segment of his show last night to less-than-subtly suggesting himself, and encouraged his 4 million followers to tell Gov. Nikki Haley to pick him, noting, "I wouldn't just block legislation, I'd bodycheck it!"

“Stephen is honored by the groundswell of support from the Palmetto State and looks forward to Governor Haley’s call,” says a Colbert publicist. Sure, Colbert would face a lot of resistance from more, uh, enthusiastic Republicans—Madeleine Morgenstern, for example, called Colbert a "bombastic, faux-conservative," notes the Week. But Colbert is a strong Catholic who loves Richard Nixon, says the Atlantic, which proclaims him "vastly overqualified." Even so, he shouldn't hold his breath: Nikki Haley swung back via Facebook today, reports CNN: "Stephen, thank you for your interest in South Carolina's US Senate seat and for the thousands of tweets you and your fans sent me," she said. But: "You forget one thing, my friend. You didn't know our state drink. Big, big mistake." Got milk, Stephen? Here's the exchange.

Stephen Colbert rides an Army ASV while taping an episode of the Colbert Report on West 54th Street in New York, Wednesday, September 8, 2010.
Stephen Colbert rides an Army ASV while taping an episode of the Colbert Report on West 54th Street in New York, Wednesday, September 8, 2010.   (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)
« Prev« Prev | Next »Next » Slideshow
The opening of a Senate seat in South Carolina has rumors flying Stephen Colbert could be eyeing the position.   (The Colbert Report)

« Prev« Prev | Next »Next »
My TakeCLICK BELOW TO VOTE
22%
2%
2%
61%
1%
12%
To report an error on this story, notify our editors.
COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 20 comments
right2dave
Dec 8, 2012 1:47 AM CST
Why not? We have a comedian as president!
sfreeman
Dec 7, 2012 10:25 PM CST
Might take a while for Haley to find someone looney enough to fill DeMint's shoes.  Perhaps she'll name herself the next Senator from the Cro-Magnon State.
troy705
Dec 7, 2012 3:57 PM CST
Colbert stroking his ego again.
 

NEWS FROM OUR PARTNERS
Other Sites We Like:   24/7 Wall St.   |   BuzzFeed   |   Cracked   |   Timelines   |   POPSUGAR Tech   |   Business Insider   |   HuffPost Entertainment   |   NewsOne