Tina Fey, Amy Poehler's Best Lines
Humor + the hosts...
By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff
Posted Jan 13, 2013 7:14 PM CST
This image released by NBC shows co-hosts Tina Fey, left, and Amy Poehler on stage during the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Sunday, Jan. 13, 2013.   (AP Photo/NBC, Paul Drinkwater)

(Newser) – So how did Golden Globes hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler do? You be the judge ... among their best lines:

  • Poehler: "You can smell the pills from here."
  • Fey: "Tonight we honor television shows that have entertained us all year, as well as the films that have only been in theaters two days."
  • Poehler: "Ricky Gervais could not be here tonight because he is no longer technically in show business."
  • Poehler got some of the biggest laughs after directing her attention to Kathryn Bigelow: I haven't really been following the controversy over Zero Dark Thirty, but "when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron."

  • Fey on Anne Hathaway in Les Mis: "I haven't seen someone so abandoned like that since you were onstage with James Franco at the Oscars."
  • Fey: "Quentin Tarantino is here, the star of all my sexual nightmares."
  • Poehler: "Meryl Streep is not here tonight, she has the flu. And I hear she's amazing in it."

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Chicagoist
Jan 14, 2013 8:49 AM CST
I'm not necessarily a fan of either but I thought that they were fantastic, save for the flubbed Palin and the mustachioed male bit.
Rammrodd
Jan 14, 2013 6:33 AM CST
Now we know there are not one, but two women who are uglier than Ricky Gervais: Poehler & Fey. What a pair of ragged hags.
Sphinx
Jan 14, 2013 12:25 AM CST
Fey: "Quentin Tarantino is here, the star of all my sexual nightmares." *slow clap*