Ayn Rand Dating Site 'Less Scary' Than Expected
Wonkette looks for weirdness on 'The Atlasphere'
By Neal Colgrass, Newser Staff
Posted Jan 14, 2013 6:02 PM CST
Ayn Rand.   (Wikimedia Commons)

(Newser) – Staff members at the liberal website Wonkette went trolling on The Atlasphere—a dating site for Ayn Rand enthusiasts—in the hope of finding "the wackiest, most completely out-there profiles we could find," writes Doctor Zoom. But they were shocked to find rather down-to-Earth folk rather than the "outrageously a--holish profiles in general-purpose dating sites like OKCupid." Still, a few excerpts captured an intensity for the Randian worldview:

  • "Virtues I recognize, earn and revere include rationality, truth, self-interest, self-confidence, originality of thought, creativity, productivity, justice. … I hate altruism, dishonesty, irrationality and hypocrisy." What's more, "I am a real person because I have rational thought."
  • One calls herself "Liberty5-3000" in search of her own "Equality 7-2521" (characters from Rand's Anthem). She sympathizes with people "who believe in the socialist state, when I destroy them in argument." And she has "been called 'racist' and 'heartless,' but I just figure these labels are appropriate for someone who has an actual sense of justice."
  • Dr Zoom's favorite is a New Jersey resident seeking a "sensitive" woman: "Sensitive means ensuring one’s behaving rationally towards others and expecting others to behave rationally towards you." And she must be passionate, which means "discovering the objective values one’s life requires and taking the rational actions necessary to achieve them."
But all in all, Dr Zoom found them surprisingly "boring." Click for the full article.

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Dolmance
Jan 21, 2013 8:24 PM CST
I visited the site. Dear God, sad and lame and more sad and more lame -- attempts at seduction, by lifeforms created in a linty navel. Teeth the same shade as Ayn's teeth, males describing their adornments and plumage -- "I'm old, but I'm in a band!" or "I'm a sensitive person, except when I'm destroying socialists." I hate poignancy and the pathetic combined in a mediocre buffoon, all in love with Ayn Rand, the doppelganger of Rosa Klebb, that woman with the poisoned knife in her shoe who was trying to kick James Bond in the shins in "From Russia with Love." Now I'm depressed. I'm going to bed.
bubbahotep
Jan 17, 2013 11:56 PM CST
Intellect, intellect, intellect. No heart! No soul! Well, ok. There's a heart. But it's a dark heart.I don't trust it.
JoeNobody
Jan 17, 2013 5:25 PM CST
It'd probably be a good site to go to, and find a companion if you were a (Ayn)-Rand Paul-type Libertarian, And after that, all such Libertarians who dont like governmental snoopervision into their affairs could save money by not having to bother with communistic frills like Marriage "Licenses," blood tests, and stuff like that.