Empire: Obama Chicken for Killing Death Star Plan
It's 'obvious cowardice': Star Wars blog
By Matt Cantor, Newser User
Posted Jan 17, 2013 5:01 AM CST
In this Oct. 27, 2010 file photo, a Darth Vader costume produced for the second Star Wars movie "The Empire Strikes Back," released in 1980, is on display at Christie's auction house in London.   (AP Photo/Lennart Preiss, File)

(Newser) – Did the White House just make a grave mistake? After the Obama administration rejected a petition to build a Death Star, the Empire—or its tongue-in-cheek representatives here on Earth—offered a statement, Space.com reports: "The overwhelming military superiority of the Galactic Empire has been confirmed once again by the recent announcement by the President of the United States that his nation would not attempt to build a Death Star, despite the bellicose demands of the people of his tiny, aggressive planet."

US officials "refused to acknowledge the obvious cowardice of their choice, preferring instead to attribute the decision to fiscal responsibility," said the Star Wars Blog post. "The costs of construction they cited"—some $850 quadrillion—"were ridiculously overestimated, though I suppose we must keep in mind that this minuscule planet does not have our massive means of production," said a Starfleet admiral, according to the blog.

More From Newser
My Take on This Story
To report an error on this story,
notify our editors.
Empire Slams Obama's Death Star Rejection is...
74%
1%
3%
7%
3%
12%
Show results without voting
You Might Like
Comments
Showing 3 of 8 comments
iq145
Jan 17, 2013 10:34 PM CST
Emperor Obama must now use The Force.
People_Suck
Jan 17, 2013 9:15 PM CST
I think it's a farce but I will have to consult Yogurt to make sure.
793tango
Jan 17, 2013 4:34 PM CST
Our ally is The Force. We don't need no stinkin Death Star