Angry Gal Bites Off Boyfriend's Tongue
DA says he was attempting a 'make-up kiss'
By Neal Colgrass, Newser Staff
Posted Feb 18, 2013 7:12 PM CST
Elaine Cook.   (Cook County Sheriff's Dept.)

(Newser) – Who knew make-up kissing could be so dangerous? An Illinois man who tried to appease his angry girlfriend with a kiss got half his tongue bitten off in return, Gawker reports. Prosecutors say Elaine Cook, 51, had an argument with her 47-year-old boyfriend after they came home from a Valentine's Day date. When she asked him to leave, he tried to make nice with a little lip-lock.

"He told her they should stop fighting and went to kiss her, and she bit off a large portion of his tongue," said an assistant state DA. The man, as yet unidentified, ran for the sink with Cook at his heels. When she threw his tongue on the counter, he put it in a bag with ice and called 911. Sadly, doctors couldn't reattach it, but sources say he can still speak.

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Feb 19, 2013 7:06 AM CST
The dude is damaged goods. His cunnilingus days are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 19, 2013 12:48 AM CST
Well, she just gained freedom from blowjob pressure for the rest of her life.
Feb 19, 2013 12:42 AM CST
She is angry. She orders him out of her apartment. He responds by shoving his tongue down her throat. Guess she nipped it in the bud...