Perez Hilton Has Baby Boy

Now that Perez Hilton's days of tweeting upskirt photos of underage celebs are apparently over, he's totally ready to be a dad. The acerbic gossip blogger posted a note to fans on his website yesterday announcing that his first child, "a beautiful and healthy baby boy," was born earlier this month. He also said he's looking forward to "guiding" his "little man" through life (and, we guess, reading him a children's book penned by none other than Perez Hilton). No word on how this all came about, although the LA Times notes that Hilton has discussed surrogacy in the past. (More Perez Hilton stories.)