If you're about to be locked in rehab for 90 days, you sure as heck better live it up beforehand, and that's exactly what Lindsay Lohan plans to do. "Lindsay’s pre-rehab plan? A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not," an apparently scandalized source tells the New York Post. Two of her days with Sheen will be spent filming a guest spot on his Anger Management series, and we can't imagine what they'll be doing the rest of the time.
Sheen plays a therapist on the show, and Lohan will play "a patient who falls in love with him," her lawyer confirms. (So, apparently Lohan and Sheen are cool even though she never thanked him for the $100,000 he gave her?) Lohan must check in to rehab by May 2, but she hasn't chosen a facility yet, her attorney tells E!, and she may not end up in New York after all. (TMZ previously reported that New York has no lockdown rehab facilities, speculating that could mean jail for LiLo.) Lohan's lawyer had nothing to say about her alleged plans to visit Brazil.