How Not to Rob a Store
Video captures botched attempt in California
By John Johnson,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 28, 2013 11:49 AM CDT

(Newser) – Police in Redding, California, are searching for a criminal mastermind who came thisclose to burglarizing a grocery store, reports Video captures him looking into the locked store, then returning a few seconds later with his face covered in a stocking. He throws a rock at the glass, which sets off the alarm and scares him so badly he trips over himself, twice, while running away. Also, those pants.