The No. 1 pick for this year's Maxim Hot 100 is no surprise, since Miley Cyrus just couldn't contain her excitement and spilled the beans over the weekend—but No. 69 is definitely an amusing surprise. It's Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend, as Mashable noticed, and she's ranked hotter than such real people as Zooey Deschanel and Ke$ha. "After Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love," reads her bio, which includes a shot of a bikini with, presumably, an invisible person in it. "Why not? She's got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini." Click for the complete list.