5 Things That Make This DWI Crazier Than Most For starters, police say the driver was having sex By John Johnson, Newser Staff Posted May 29, 2013 5:13 PM CDT 25 comments Comments (Shutterstock) (Newser) – The run-of-the-mill part of this arrest is that a 25-year-old Albuquerque man faces charges including DWI and evading police. But some highlights from the report in the Albuquerque Journal show how special it really is: Police say a drunken Luis Briones was having sex with a woman while attempting to drive when he ran a red light and hit another car. His passenger was ejected from the car, which wouldn't be that unusual except that she was naked. (She suffered cuts to her face and head.) Cops say a quick-thinking witness kept Briones from driving away from the scene by grabbing his keys from the ignition. A not-so-quick-thinking Briones then tried to hide in a nearby cactus (somehow), wearing one shoe and inside-out shorts. Police found vodka in his vehicle. And finally, from the Journal: "When Briones was in the police car, he refused to keep his pants on, police said." Click for the full story.