Cheap American Beers, From 'Worst' to 'Least Worst' Deadspin ranks 36 inexpensive US brews By Arden Dier, Newser Staff Posted Jul 5, 2013 6:07 PM CDT 81 comments Comments (Shutterstock) (Newser) – Sometimes there's nothing better than a cold beer—and a cheap one at that. But according to Will Gordon at Deadspin—who ranked 36 cheap American beers "from worst to least-worst"—plenty of US brews are better poured down the drain than your actual throat. Where does your favorite beer rank? Gordon's No. 1 choice? The "smooth, creamy, and dreamy" Grain Belt Premium, followed closely by Narragansett at No. 2. Coors Light and Budweiser took Nos. 12 and 13, respectively, while Bud Light—which "tastes like printer paper," apparently—came in at No. 26. Even worse, Bud Light Lime came in second to last, since it "tastes like green Froot Loops soaked in thigh sweat." And, drumroll ... Keystone took the title of "the worst beer currently sold on American soil." It's "worse than Heineken and murder." Click for the hilarious full list.