Bitter Celeb Divorce Involves... Bob Dylan's Hair
Dan Auerbach gives it up to Stephanie Gonis
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Aug 22, 2013 10:41 AM CDT
Dan Auerbach, foreground, performs with his band The Black Keys, the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival in New Orleans, Sunday, May 5, 2013.   (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

(Newser) – Celebrity divorces make headlines all the time, whether they're crazy expensive, especially contentious, or involve insane custody disputes. But this is probably the first time a celeb divorce has made headlines thanks to Bob Dylan's hair. Somehow, Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys and his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Stephanie Gonis, acquired some of the singer's curly locks. The couple is going through an acrimonious divorce, TMZ reports, but it was finalized this week ... and court documents proclaim that Gonis will walk away with $5 million, a home, a car, and most importantly, an asset the documents describe as "Bob Dylan Hair."

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Tomorrows_Children
Aug 22, 2013 10:45 PM CDT
Could you say that their love was "hair" yesterday but is now gone and shall not return? Stay tuned for tomorrow's continuing saga of... "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35". And Bob Dylan is still alive as far as I know, and I wonder what does he have to say about this (if he is still coherent)? He'd might just tell you that "Everybody Must Get Stoned... while you Lay Lady Lay"!! "For the times they are a changin'".
sickdaddy
Aug 22, 2013 11:32 AM CDT
Single source news from tmz. Thanks.
finkster
Aug 22, 2013 11:02 AM CDT
Wow, this not only seems to be a "hairy subject" but one where she seems to have washed Dan right out of her hair.