Inept burglars make the cut this week, as do a group of partiers who allegedly got a little too risqué over Labor Day weekend:
- Cops Bust Drug-Fueled Sex Party at Masonic Temple: Police in Battle Creek, Mich., broke up what a local TV station describes as an "out-of-control sex party" on Sunday. It's not just the fact that it occurred at a Masonic temple that's so weird. It's what's next door to the temple.
- Police Say Missouri Man Exposed 300 Men to HIV: Police allege that a Missouri man has exposed some 300 sexual partners to HIV in the last decade. Why didn't he inform the other men? His explanation sounds straight out of junior high.
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