Guy Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer
Needless to say, his plan doesn't work
By Newser Editors and Wire Services
Posted Dec 17, 2013 2:44 PM CST

(Newser) – So you need beer but you have no cash ... what do you do? Well, Florida wildlife officials say a man tried to trade a live alligator for beer at a Miami convenience store last Tuesday. A State Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman says the man received a citation for illegally capturing and trying to sell the gator. The spokesman tells NBC Miami that the man trapped the 4-foot-long gator at a nearby park and brought it to the store, but when he proposed to trade the animal for a 12-pack of beer, the store clerk called authorities. The animal was released back into the wild.

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Dec 19, 2013 12:01 PM CST
why only a 12-pack?
Dec 18, 2013 12:01 PM CST
dumb clerk! alligator is good eats!
Dec 18, 2013 7:55 AM CST
Jurassic Drunk.