We can only assume the apocalypse is nigh: A Florida judge yesterday ordered the release of all the video clips from Justin Bieber's time at the Miami Beach Police Department after his drunk drag racing arrest, which means you will soon get to see the singer taking a urine test for drugs. In what might come as sad news to Beliebers everywhere, however, his private parts will be blacked out: "Mr. Bieber's right to privacy is paramount," the judge said. "He has not lost his right to privacy, and that is what is important here."
The ruling came about after the AP and other news outlets requested the videos be released under the state's open records law. Initially, just the less sensitive footage was released, including video of Bieber stumbling a bit during a sobriety test and randomly doing push-ups in his jail cell. The five as-yet-unreleased clips will be out within a few days (TMZ offers up some TMI, noting that police are having a hard time blurring Bieber's genitals because they move too much in the video). For now, you'll just have sate your curiosity with the many, many close-ups of Bieber's tattoos that were made public by the Miami Beach Police Department yesterday.