When your last trip down the aisle was a televised extravaganza featuring 440 of your closest pals ... and that marriage comes to a crashing end 72 days later, it makes sense that you'd want to tone things down a bit the next time around. Thus we have today's Daily Mail article gleefully letting us know that "most" of the guests at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries were not invited to her wedding to Kanye West coming up this Saturday. It lists some of the snubbed specifically: Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, Demi Lovato, Mel B, Ryan Seacrest, Eva Longoria, and Mario Lopez.
Who made the cut? Serena Williams, Kardashian's longtime friends Brittny Gastineau and Jonathan Cheban, socialite Rachel Roy, singer Ciara (who will have to miss the happy event because she just gave birth), and of course, Beyonce and Jay Z. Oh, and fashion journalist Andre Leon Talley—who will be covering a portion of the gala event for Vogue, according to Page Six. Sources say guests will arrive in Paris Friday for brunch at designer Valentino Garavani’s château and a private tour of the Palace of Versailles (where Kim and Kanye were sadly refused permission to actually wed). Guests, who will be given personal security and a mobile phone to ensure secrecy, will then be flown via private jet to the wedding in Florence, Italy, where daughter North West was conceived. (Read more Kim Kardashian stories.)