Kim Kardashian: The Video Game? No, this is not a joke. "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood" is coming next week to the App Store and Google Play, Kardashian announced yesterday, along with a video preview of the game. Based on the trailer, it appears to involve walking red carpets and runways, going out for fancy drinks, and selecting outfits. ABC News reports that you also get to "hit the hottest clubs in an effort to 'fall in love!'" as well as "be advised by Kardashian during photo shoots." So, basically, as Luke Plunkett puts it on Kotaku, it's "the stuff of nightmares."