A fitting name on the police blotter and an ill-advised call to 911 are among the weirdest crime stories of the week:
- Guess Why Paul Stoner Got Arrested: The jokes are only going to get worse for the Stoner clan of Virginia. Police arrested 42-year-old Paul Stoner on, yes, marijuana charges. Pretty serious ones, too.
- Guy Calls 911 When Denied Sex by Stripper: There are some incidents that don't warrant a 911 call. One of those is when a stripper won't turn a lap dance into sex, a lesson learned by a disappointed 53-year-old man in Montana.
Click to read about more crazy crimes, including an accused meth-maker turned in by her 7-year-old son