As the Oscars get ready to allegedly salute Hollywood's best tonight, the Razzies held up its stinkers, and Kirk Cameron, you are the big winner. The former Growing Pains star was awarded not one, but four Golden Raspberries last night for his Saving Christmas, reports People. Cameron won Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Screenplay, and for the coup de grace, Worst Screen Combo (for "Kirk Cameron & His Ego"). It was not a good night for people named Cameron, apparently, as Cameron Diaz took home Worst Actress for The Other Woman and Sex Tape. Ben Affleck, meanwhile, won the inaugural Razzie Redeemer Award, for moving "on from Gigli to do Argo and Gone Girl ," per Razzies founder John Wilson. Winners got a $4.79 gold-spray-painted trophy, and, you know, bragging rights.