A New York police sergeant allegedly tossed semen on a co-worker as way of saying that, gosh, he really likes her. Michael Iscenko, 54, is accused of throwing his spunk on an unidentified woman at the office where they work, the Grio reports. Iscenko had already expressed his interest to the woman and "was apparently so enamored by her that he threw semen on her," a police source tells the Daily News. The substance has tested positive as semen, and the Manhattan DA’s Office has gotten a warrant for Iscenko to supply a DNA sample to see if there's a match.
The woman, an administrative aide at the Organized Crime Control Bureau, had allegedly just walked out of the woman's rest room when it happened in January, the New York Post reports. "She suddenly felt something on her leg, looked down, and said to him, 'What are you doing?'" says a source. "The uniformed member then walked away without responding." The 60-some-year-old woman apparently triggered the investigation by complaining to superiors. Iscenko, a divorcee, is currently suspended. "Everyone who has been questioned says [Iscenko] looks very professional; he wears the uniform well," adds the source. "He’s entirely normal looking."