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5 Actors Who Rock 'Stink Chic'

Poor personal hygiene, grooming, and dress habits don't stop paychecks coming

By Kate Rockwood,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 15, 2008 11:19 AM CDT

(Newser) – Clean-cut is so five years ago. Today, it’s all about the “stink chic” of rumpled clothes and unwashed bods, MSNBC reports. Its top five actors who look like they smell bad:

  1. Colin Farrell: The butt always dangling from his mouth is just icing on his greasy-hair-scraggly-beard-creased-clothes cake.
  2. Matthew McConaughey: Disheveled locks and beach-bum lifestyle pale beside the fact that this uber-athlete never uses deodorant.

  1. Johnny Depp: Dumpster-worthy duds, tattered fedoras, and the perpetual stink of cigarettes give artsy hunk an aura of funk.
  2. Jared Leto: He rocks almost every grubby look imaginable, from unwashed flower child to emo-stanky, and still every starlet wants to date him.
  3. Orlando Bloom: Squeaky clean before morphing into a “poor hygiene pirate,” he wears jeans, socks, and T-shirts for a week before washing.

Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey attend a press conference announcing the nominees for the 8th annual AOL Moviegoer Awards, February 3, 2003 in New York.
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey attend a press conference announcing the nominees for the 8th annual AOL Moviegoer Awards, February 3, 2003 in New York.   (KRT Photos)
Johnny Depp arrives to promote Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Johnny Depp arrives to promote "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest."   (Getty Images)
Irish actor Colin Farrell, unshaven as usual, arrives for the 80th Academy Awards Sunday, Feb. 24, 2008, in Los Angeles.
Irish actor Colin Farrell, unshaven as usual, arrives for the 80th Academy Awards Sunday, Feb. 24, 2008, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)
Actor Orlando Bloom poses on the press line in this file photo.
Actor Orlando Bloom poses on the press line in this file photo.   (AP Photo)
Jared Leto makes the cut of actors who look like they smell bad.
Jared Leto makes the cut of actors who look like they smell bad.   (Getty Images)
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Morgan378
Feb 22, 2010 6:58 PM CST
Yeah, but would anyone really have sex with them? I mean besides the drivel that watch their every move? Oh, and the movie without Keira and Orlando? Why not? Their parts are pretty well done anyway - so what do they have to give? What have they ever done since? They should be glad the parts were o**ered to them. Let them *ade in to oblivion and take up a career there. As Bette said - "There are no small parts, only small actors". Guess they're tired o* all the accolades given them by a *ranchise that's still viable.

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