Elderly Lady: Neighbors Yell 'ISIS Is Great' During Sex

'Maybe taking see something, say something a little to far?' tweets police chief
By Michael Harthorne,  Newser Staff
Posted Dec 24, 2015 2:37 PM CST
An elderly Wisconsin woman claims her neighbors praise ISIS while having sex.   (AP Photo)

(Newser) – It seems an elderly Wisconsin woman thinks a terrorist sleeper cell living next door accidentally let the cat out of the bag during a moment of passion. WDJT reports the 82-year-old Brown Deer resident called 911 when she said she heard a couple shouting "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while having sex Sunday. Police decided the unconventional dirty talk wasn't any of their business and told the woman to call back if she heard anything else. Afterward, police chief Michael Kass took to social media to have a little fun, tweeting: "Maybe taking see something, say something a little to (sic) far?"

But he wasn't the only one having fun with the story. "They might have been role-playing as Egyptian gods. Isis is probably *very* good!" someone tweeted. "They could have some fun with her," Wonkette writes. "If she’s a traditional old lady, they could say things traditional old ladies like to hear like, 'Big sale at Hobby Lobby!' and 'Back in my day!' "How dare someone steal my safeword," tweets the New Yorker's TV critic. (Read more Wisconsin stories.)

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