Pro tip: Don't change your name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop unless you're prepared for your every alleged misdeed to make headlines. A Washington state 34-year-old who was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke apparently legally changed his name to just that back in 2011, and since then, he's made the news every time he's had a run-in with the law. Most recently, Zopittybop-bop-bop was accused of tearing down fliers at the Evergreen State College library Sunday, then scuffling with a responding police officer (including allegedly trying to grab his gun, trying to stab him with a pen, and successfully biting his finger a few times and hitting him in the head with a handcuff case) and fleeing. He then allegedly threw rocks and a brick at a second officer who saw him running, all while somehow fighting off hits from Tasers, batons, and officers' fists alike, the Tri City Herald reports.
A third officer had to get involved before Zopittybop-bop-bop was finally arrested. He's been charged with two counts of first-degree assault, third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief, and malicious harassment. Zopittybop-bop-bop first made headlines in 2012, when he faced charges of drug possession, weapons violations, and probation violation in Wisconsin; the following year, he was arrested on drug charges in Iowa. In this most recent case, the prosecutor couldn't verify that Zopittybop-bop-bop was the suspect's legal name, although Zopittybop-bop-bop insisted in court he had legally changed it. Per KGW, he has said in the past that the name represents "the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe." (Read more weird crimes stories.)