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Top Reasons to Ogle DWTS

Over-enthused celebs to crazy costumes, dance craze has something for everyone

By Kate Rockwood,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 27, 2008 10:49 AM CDT

(Newser) – Go on, admit it: Dancing With the Stars has you glued to the tube like a nude bodysuit on a ballroom dancer. Don’t worry—Annie Barrett of Entertainment Weekly is right there with you. She shares the 15 reasons she’s a Dancing fool.

  1. Stars dancing with gusto, no matter how goofy.
  2. Campy men who get campier as they get older (ahem, Jerry Springer).
  3. Out-of-control costumes: sequins, spangles, feathers, masks!

  1. Watching D-list celebs return from Land of the Has-Beens.
  2. Amazing dance moves like Mel B.’s quadruple walking splits.
  3. Glow-in-the-dark spray-on tans.
  4. End-of-season freestyles that are more f-ed up than funked up.
  5. Edyta’s obsession with legwarmers (and our obsession with her calves).
  6. Porn-style poses that get endlessly photographed.
  7. The faux-love affairs (yet still we can’t get enough of the charades!).

Click the link below for the rest of her reasons.

Adam Carolla camps it up for the camera.
Adam Carolla camps it up for the camera.   (ABC)
The goofy faces are just one reason EW's Annie Barrett can't get enough DWTS.
The goofy faces are just one reason EW's Annie Barrett can't get enough DWTS.   (ABC)
Tony Dovolani and Marissa Jaret Winokur show off some crazy costumes.
Tony Dovolani and Marissa Jaret Winokur show off some crazy costumes.   (ABC)
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