It takes more than comb-overs and beer bellies to make the world's 100 unsexiest men list. The Boston Phoenix factors behavior into its list of oh-so-fugly gents. A peek at who snagged the top (dis)honors:
- Roger Clemens: baseball (and steroid?) star.
- Spencer Pratt: Heidi's smarmy boyfriend on The Hills.
- Larry Craig: backpeddaling, bathroom-busted congressman.
- Tom Cruise: movie star turned Scientologist wingnut.
- Lou Dobbs: Joe MacCarthy with an American flag lapel pin.
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Holocaust-denying homophobe.
- Ryan Seacrest: super-slick Dick Clark wannabe.
- Dr. Phil: self-serving self-help star.
- Eliot Spitzer: hypocrite with a hooker habit.
- Perez Hilton: catty blogger with a penchant for Photoshop.