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The World's Least Sexy Lads

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(Newser) – It takes more than comb-overs and beer bellies to make the world's 100 unsexiest men list. The Boston Phoenix factors behavior into its list of oh-so-fugly gents. A peek at who snagged the top (dis)honors:

  1. Roger Clemens: baseball (and steroid?) star.
  2. Spencer Pratt: Heidi's smarmy boyfriend on The Hills.
  3. Larry Craig: backpeddaling, bathroom-busted congressman.
  4. Tom Cruise: movie star turned Scientologist wingnut.

  1. Lou Dobbs: Joe MacCarthy with an American flag lapel pin.
  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Holocaust-denying homophobe.
  3. Ryan Seacrest: super-slick Dick Clark wannabe.
  4. Dr. Phil: self-serving self-help star.
  5. Eliot Spitzer: hypocrite with a hooker habit.
  6. Perez Hilton: catty blogger with a penchant for Photoshop.

Dr. Phil McGraw arrives at the Museum of Television and Radio's annual gala in Beverly Hills.
Dr. Phil McGraw arrives at the Museum of Television and Radio's annual gala in Beverly Hills.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Perez Hilton is seen outside the Village at the Lift during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, in this file photo from Jan. 20, 2007.
Perez Hilton is seen outside the Village at the Lift during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, in this file photo from Jan. 20, 2007.   (AP Photo)
Stars of the MTV series
Stars of the MTV series "The Hills" Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag pose as they arrive at the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, Calif. Sunday, June 3, 2007.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
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