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Feeling Lethal? SkyMall Catolog Has Just the Thing  

Posted May 8, 08 8:09 PM CDT in Crime,  Business    Editor's Choice

(newser) – Browsing airplane catalogs already hints at a certain crazed desperation. But just in case that yapping businessman on your flight pushes you into a homicidal rage, Jezebel points out that SkyMall merch can also facilitate murder (first, allow 4-6 weeks for delivery):

  1. Lawn Aerator Sandals: 1.5-inch spikes covering the soles easily dig holes in your lawn. Happily, they also turn a swift kick deadly.

  1. BodyGard 5-In-1 Emergency Tool: The seat-belt cutter and automatic glass breaker provide twice the homicidal options; a built-in flashlight makes hiding the body a snap.
  2. Batman Begins Cane Sword: 39 inches of stainless steel ready to slice and dice any villains that cross your path (or, you know, annoying fellow travelers).
  3. Classic Ball-Shooting Burp Gun: These plastic balls will barely sting your foe when shot; the trick is to ram them down his throat and wait for suffocation.
Click the link for more murderous merch.

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