SNL Romps Over Bezos Brouhaha

(Newser) – Saturday Night Live launched its latest episode with the burning question on everyone's mind: "What do you think Jeff Bezos’ penis is going to look like?" In a Cold Open spoof of Meet the Press hosted by Kyle Mooney's Chuck Todd, the New York Times reports that the show went for a romp on the speculation surrounding the Amazon founder's throwdown with the National Enquirer's parent, AMI. After the guests went through a round of speculation, Kate McKinnon's Wilbur Ross made another appearance, saying, "I don’t want to talk about penises. I’m one of the guys. I like watching sports and drinking a cold glass of blood." Also covered in the episode: Ralph Northam's blackface scandal, and the women of Congress. Halsey pulled double duty as guest host and musical guest. Highlights in the gallery. (Read more Saturday Night Live stories.)