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Twittering the Golden Age: 'When Obama Wins ... '

Microbloggers riff on Barack's America

By Sam Gale Rosen,  Newser Staff

Posted May 12, 2008 5:15 PM CDT

(Newser) – A new pastime rocking the Twitter-verse is to envision the many ways life will become perfect when Barack Obama wins the presidency, the Wall Street Journal reports. A few examples:

  • When Obama wins... we will all shower in beer, and soap will be replaced by bacon.
  • When Obama wins... Charlie Brown will finally kick that football.
  • When Obama wins... people will stop making bad remixes of Billy Jean.

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., left, shares a laugh with adviser Richard Danzig as they chat on his campaign charter en route to Charleston. W.Va., Monday, May 12, 2008.
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., left, shares a laugh with adviser Richard Danzig as they chat on his campaign charter en route to Charleston. W.Va., Monday, May 12, 2008.   (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., smiles while speaking at a town hall-style meeting in Charleston. W.Va., Monday, May 12, 2008.
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., smiles while speaking at a town hall-style meeting in Charleston. W.Va., Monday, May 12, 2008.   (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., wears protective goggles as he tours PV Powered Plant, a manufacturer of photovoltaic inverters, in Bend, Ore., Saturday, May 10, 2008.
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., wears protective goggles as he tours PV Powered Plant, a manufacturer of photovoltaic inverters, in Bend, Ore., Saturday, May 10, 2008.   (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
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