Charlie Sheen Marries No. 3

(NEWSER) - A wayward Honda smashed into an SUV carrying the two daughters of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen today, but both girls are unhurt, TMZ reports. Their nanny was driving Sam and Lola Rose Sheen, 4 and 3, up the Pacific Coast Highway when a Honda cut them off, causing a four-car accident. Only the Honda driver was hurt. Police made no arrests after the incident. More»

Would you want Charlie Sheen's sperm?

(NEWSER) - Fighting over money and property is par for the course in a celebrity divorce. But these five couples, compiled by the Huffington Post , took things a step further:

• Stephanie Seymour and Peter Brant: The nude bust they fought over was in Seymour's image, but it was commissioned by Brant. Fortunately, they called off their divorce, so now they can share it.

That radio rant was hardly the actor's first trainwreck moment

(NEWSER) - Dissing the co-creator of his hit TV show may be Charlie Sheen's most costly mistake —but it's most definitely not his first. The Hollywood Reporter runs down eight previous Sheen screw-ups:

• 1990: While engaged to Kelly Preston, Sheen thought he heard someone in their townhouse, put his gun in his pocket, and went to investigate. Then he forgot about the gun, took off his pants, and left them in the bathroom. When Preston went to move them, the pistol went off and injured her. Is it any surprise she married John Travolta instead?

Tiger Woods' top placement not at all shocking

(NEWSER) - Thanks to David Arquette’s neverending oversharing , his troubled union with Courteney Cox seems pretty bad—until you compare it to, say, the troubled union of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Calculating data from the past 10 years, the Daily Beast considered number of breakups, rumored affairs, restraining orders, lawsuits, substance abuse, domestic abuse, and children to determine the 20 most dysfunctional couples of the decade (Courteney and David don’t make it in): More»

Christina Walsh insists she's not an escort

(NEWSER) - Turns out Charlie Sheen wasn't on a date with a hooker the night he went on his hotel room rampage: He was on a date with a porn star that he met in the hotel bar. Christina Walsh (aka Capri Anderson, Alexis Capri, Stella Costanza, and Capri Nubiles) was naked and locked in the bathroom when police arrived at the room. Sources tell TMZ the 22-year-old was "extremely afraid" of Sheen after his meltdown began, and called hotel security because she felt "threatened." More»