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Dear Lobster, I Hardly Knew Ye

A conscience-clearing letter to the author's slain-in-the-name-of-succulence dinner

By Laurel Jorgensen,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 11, 2008 12:25 PM CDT

(Newser) – Francis Lam eases his guilt about chowing down on a certain tasty crustacean by creating an unlikely enemy on his dinner plate, writing an open-ended letter to “Lobster” in Gourmet. He's not sorry for chowing down, "for your meat was like butter and nuts," but his conscience is uneasy: “I had to pretend you had done something awful,” Lam writes, “maybe to my mother.”

But enmity waned "as I plucked off your legs one by one and sucked on them for juice, as I dug with the curved tip of your claw to find the hidden tiny pockets of meat in your carapace (you didn’t mean to hide them from me, did you?), I found that what I was doing was patient, satisfied, loving. You might not have realized it, but that’s what it was. Loving."

This lobster is ready to go -- just don't make eye contact.
This lobster is ready to go -- just don't make eye contact.   (Flickr)
Lam's lobster had a richness that didn't seem like it should belong to the sea, he writes.
Lam's lobster "had a richness that didn't seem like it should belong to the sea," he writes.   (Flickr)
Freshly caught lobsters await their fate at New Meadows Lobster pound in Portland, Maine.
Freshly caught lobsters await their fate at New Meadows Lobster pound in Portland, Maine.   (AP Photo/Pat Wellenbach)
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