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How to Fake Fanaticism

10 steps to jumping a bandwagon

By Katherine Thompson,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 20, 2008 1:14 PM CDT

(Newser) – With some sports teams soaring and others tanking, there's no time like the present to jump on a bandwagon, writes D.J. Gallo for ESPN.com. In 10 easy steps, you too can latch onto a winning organization:

  1. Pick a team. Hint: avoid the losers.
  2. Get some gear, but skip the tattoo.
  3. Involve your family. They make pink jerseys for a reason.

  1. Concoct a story, however phony, for your newfound love.
  2. Get the dirt on the team's stars and goats.
  3. Get more detailed dirt, like how to pronounce tricky names.
  4. Know your enemy, and heckle him.
Click on the link below to get the rest of these critical tips.

It's a safe bet that any Red-Wings rooter willing to touch a dead octopus is a true fan; throwing slimy sea creatures isn't on ESPN's list of ways to prove your (newly) undying support for a team.
It's a safe bet that any Red-Wings rooter willing to touch a dead octopus is a true fan; throwing slimy sea creatures isn't on ESPN's list of ways to prove your (newly) undying support for a team.   (AP Photo/Jerry Mendoza)
Boston Celtics fans cheer the team as they pass by during a parade through downtown Boston, Thursday, June 19, 2008. Who knows how many of these fans only just jumped on the bandwagon?
Boston Celtics fans cheer the team as they pass by during a parade through downtown Boston, Thursday, June 19, 2008. Who knows how many of these fans only just jumped on the bandwagon?   (AP Photo/Steven Senne)
The Cubs fans who came out to Wrigley Field on opening day are probably the real thing, but with the recent success of the team, it may now be harder to tell.
The Cubs fans who came out to Wrigley Field on opening day are probably the real thing, but with the recent success of the team, it may now be harder to tell.   (AP Photo/M. Spencer Green, File)
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