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Next Batman May Be Lurking in Obscurity

Radar lists subversive characters who deserve shot at breaking out of comics

By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM CDT

(Newser) – With The Dark Knight—featuring a Batman "easily inhabited by the George Clooneys or Christian Bales of the world"—all the rage, Radar presents "other subversive comic book characters who probably won't—but really should—show up at a theater near you," including:

  • Female Furies: "With a little retooling, this could be the hot new Julia Roberts feminist vehicle that Mona Lisa Smile never was."

  • Elongated Man: "Recast Mark Wahlberg as a super-supple porn star … who can control his endowment and change sex positions using the power of his mind."
  • The Rawhide Kid: "Like Brokeback Mountain but less earnest and teary. … Insert several jokes about flashing pistols, shooting blanks."
  • Wasp: Sharon Stone might salvage her stardom by playing the central vixen as a manipulative, ice-pick-wielding nymph. Kind of like she did in Basic Instinct.

In a role as the Wasp, Radar says, Sharon Stone might salvage her stardom by playing the central vixen as a manipulative, ice-pick-wielding nymph. Kind of like she did in Basic Instinct.
In a role as the Wasp, Radar says, "Sharon Stone might salvage her stardom by playing the central vixen as a manipulative, ice-pick-wielding nymph. Kind of like she did in Basic Instinct."   (AP Photo)
Could the next Batman be lurking in an obscure comic?
Could the next Batman be lurking in an obscure comic?   (AP Photo)
Female Furies, a group of raging femmes fatales, ... could be the hot new Julia Roberts feminist vehicle that Mona Lisa Smile never was, Radar posits.
Female Furies, "a group of raging femmes fatales, ... could be the hot new Julia Roberts feminist vehicle that Mona Lisa Smile never was," Radar posits.   (AP Photo)
Recast Mark Wahlberg as a super-supple porn star, Radar advises of an Elongated Man movie, this time one who can control his endowment and change sex positions using the power of his mind.
"Recast Mark Wahlberg as a super-supple porn star," Radar advises of an Elongated Man movie, "this time one who can control his endowment and change sex positions using the power of his mind."   (AP Photo)
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