Celebs Make 'Baby Fat' Chic

Cosmetic surgery is nothing compared to the power of a few pounds

(NEWSER) - Forget Botox: If you want to look young as you grow older, just gain a few pounds, according to Heidi Klum. "The ultimate beauty secret for a woman getting older is, Don't be too thin!" she tells Self . "When you are just muscle, you end up being gaunt in the face, and that makes you look older by five or 10 years." She also recommends—especially for new moms—lots of sleep and perhaps a spray tan to stay looking fresh. For more, including how she feels about her own wrinkles, click here . More»

Did anyone see it coming from Whoopi?

(NEWSER) - Jesse James and Tiger Woods are getting a lot of heat for sleeping around while married, but men aren’t the only ones who cheat. The Frisky rounds up 10 famous female cheaters:

• Whoopi Goldberg: Admitted Wednesday on The View, while discussing James, that she “screwed around” while married “five or six times.”
• Meg Ryan: Lost her status as America’s Sweetheart when she cheated on Dennis Quaid with her Proof Of Life co-star, Russell Crowe.

Moore talks plastic surgery, body image woes, and future kids

(NEWSER) - Demi Moore talks about her “extreme obsession” with her body and the possibility of having a child with Ashton Kutcher in the May issue of Elle UK. “We talk about it and it's something that we would like,” she says of growing her family in an excerpt published by the Daily Mail . “He's an amazing father to my daughters already, so I have no doubt that if it's in our future, it would be another incredible part of our journey together.” More»

Some, like Speidi and Paris Hilton, are just so obvious

(NEWSER) - Some celebrities should probably never be allowed around a child—let alone allowed to have one of their own. “That means you, Heidi and Spencer,” writes Jen Genova on Babble . The 9 other power couples who should really, really not add to their family units:

1. No matter how adorably in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are, it's still creepy "that his step-daughters had major crushes on him."
2. Dear Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry: "We have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby."

Plus, Jesus Luz is still around and Jeremy Piven still isn't over sushi poisoning

(NEWSER) - If Levi Johnston’s goal is to break into Hollywood, he got at least a toe in the door last night: My Life on the D-List star Kathy Griffin brought him along as her date to the Teen Choice Awards, E! reports. “Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he's in his igloo and I'm in my Hollywood tower," Griffin said of Bristol Palin’s babydaddy. Elsewhere:

• Sculptor Daniel Edwards has a history of, er, interesting subject matter. Past works have included Britney Spears giving birth, Suri Cruise’s baby poop, and a pregnant Paris Hilton’s autopsy, ABC News reports. His latest: A completely nude Angelina Jolie breastfeeding her twins, meant to raise awareness of public nursing.