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Paris Video Riffs on McCain's Ad

Heiress thanks 'white-haired dude' for the endorsement

By Laurel Jorgensen,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT

(Newser) – Paris Hilton says she’s “like, totally ready to lead” in her video response to John McCain—the "wrinkly, white-haired guy"—for his ad comparing Barack Obama to tabloid celebrities like herself, ABC News reports. In the deadpan video posted on funnyordie.com, the heiress figures she's now a candidate herself and explains her serious-sounding energy policy while reclining in a lawn chair in her bathing suit. “I’ll see you at the debates, bitches,” she says. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pick out a vice president.”

Another snippet, summing things up: "I'm not from the olden days, and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot."

Paris Hilton visits the Tivoli amusement park  in Copenhagen, Denmark, Tuesday Aug. 5, 2008 .
Paris Hilton visits the Tivoli amusement park in Copenhagen, Denmark, Tuesday Aug. 5, 2008 .   (AP Photo)
Paris Hilton arrives at a hotel in Copenhagen, Denmark, Monday, Aug. 4, 2008.
Paris Hilton arrives at a hotel in Copenhagen, Denmark, Monday, Aug. 4, 2008.   (AP Photo)
Paris Hilton launches her new perfume 'Can Can' at a department store in central London in May.
Paris Hilton launches her new perfume 'Can Can' at a department store in central London in May.   (AP Photo/Nathan Strange)
Paris Hilton arrives at the MTV Movie Awards on June 1, 2008, in Los Angeles.
Paris Hilton arrives at the MTV Movie Awards on June 1, 2008, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
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In the video, posted on funnyordie.com, she details her energy plan and jeers about the upcoming debates.   (gangshabi)

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