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Attention Obamaniacs: Remain Calm!

With 2 months to go, Dems are going nuts, writes Collins

By Jason Farago,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 11, 2008 9:38 AM CDT

(Newser) – In the space of just 10 days, many Democrats have decided that Barack Obama's once sure-fire candidacy is now doomed. Gail Collins has some advice for them: stop hyperventilating. If Team Obama seems as cool as always, says the New York Times columnist, it's because "they don’t care about national polls—a concept as quaint as measuring one’s wealth by caribou pelts."

Sarah Palin is dominating the news, though that's probably because she's "got that frontier aura that we’ve missed since all the cowboy television series were canceled a generation ago." Her advice to panicking Dems is to "just chill for a few weeks." Even if it seems like the election is soon, it's actually months away: "Time only seems short because these people have already been running for a year."

Barack Obama reacts while speaking at a rally at American Airlines Overhaul Base hanger at Kansas City International Airport in Kansas City, Mo., Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2008.
Barack Obama reacts while speaking at a rally at American Airlines Overhaul Base hanger at Kansas City International Airport in Kansas City, Mo., Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2008.   (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)
Barack Obama and Joe Biden laugh as they order ice cream at the Windmill Ice Cream Shop in Aliquippa, Pa.
Barack Obama and Joe Biden laugh as they order ice cream at the Windmill Ice Cream Shop in Aliquippa, Pa.   (AP Photo/Alex Brandon, File)
Barack Obama leaves the CBS studio after taping a segment for the Late Show with David Letterman in New York, Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008.
Barack Obama leaves the CBS studio after taping a segment for the "Late Show with David Letterman" in New York, Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008.   (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)
Barack Obama speaks during a town hall meeting at Granby High School in Norfolk, Va., Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008.
Barack Obama speaks during a town hall meeting at Granby High School in Norfolk, Va., Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008.   (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)
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Hillary now lives in a golden alternative universe.... If she had not been in the race, the Democrats would probably be bemoaning the fact that they hadn’t stuck with Edwards and nailed down the critical swing-state philanderer vote. - Gail Collins, New York Times columnist

If you live in California or New York or Texas, you don’t really have much of a feel for their level of effort because as far as they’re concerned, you’ve already voted. - Gail Collins, New York Times columnist, on Obama's strategists

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