Let Trig and Track's Mom Rename You

Blog generates Palin baby names for Tarp Lazer Obama, others
By Ambreen Ali,  Newser Staff
Posted Sep 23, 2008 4:55 PM CDT
Let Trig and Track's Mom Rename You
Oprah's Palin name, according to the name generator, is "Axe Deisel."   (AP Photo)

What if Sarah Palin—mom to Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper—could rename those of us with less creative parents? The Philadelphia Inquirer plugs some into a name generator rigged up by blogger David Harrington at Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk, and gets:

  • John "Steam Fangs" McCain
  • Barack "Tarp Lazer" Obama

  • Joe "Beans Harpoon" Biden
  • Bill "Slicer Mission" O'Reilly
  • Tina "Buster Taint" Fey
  • Oprah "Axe Deisel" Winfrey
Click on the link to the left to see more names, and generate your own Palin baby name. (More Sarah Palin stories.)

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