What if Sarah Palin—mom to Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper—could rename those of us with less creative parents? The Philadelphia Inquirer plugs some into a name generator rigged up by blogger David Harrington at Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk, and gets:
- John "Steam Fangs" McCain
- Barack "Tarp Lazer" Obama
- Joe "Beans Harpoon" Biden
- Bill "Slicer Mission" O'Reilly
- Tina "Buster Taint" Fey
- Oprah "Axe Deisel" Winfrey
Click on the link to the left to see more names, and generate your own Palin baby name.