Let Trig and Track's Mom Rename You

Blog generates Palin baby names for Tarp Lazer Obama, others
By Ambreen Ali,  Newser User
Posted Sep 23, 2008 4:55 PM CDT
Oprah's Palin name, according to the name generator, is "Axe Deisel."   (AP Photo)
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(Newser) – What if Sarah Palin—mom to Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper—could rename those of us with less creative parents? The Philadelphia Inquirer plugs some into a name generator rigged up by blogger David Harrington at Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk, and gets:

  • John "Steam Fangs" McCain
  • Barack "Tarp Lazer" Obama

  • Joe "Beans Harpoon" Biden
  • Bill "Slicer Mission" O'Reilly
  • Tina "Buster Taint" Fey
  • Oprah "Axe Deisel" Winfrey
Click on the link to the left to see more names, and generate your own Palin baby name.