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Man Jailed After Tryst With Car-Wash Vacuum

Crime is 'receiving sexual favors' from machine

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(Newser) – A 29-year-old Michigan man was been jailed over the weekend for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash, the Saginaw News reports. The policeman who—responding to a call of “someone acting suspicious”—discovered the man in the act said, “I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard.”

An enthusiastic vacuum owner.
An enthusiastic vacuum owner.   (©b r e n t)
A yellow car-wash vacuum.
A yellow car-wash vacuum.   (©Crystl)
Crazy things happened at the car wash.
Crazy things happened at the car wash.   (Wikimedia Commons)
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A report of "someone acting suspicious" led Michigan police to the perp.   (©thadman)
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