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Do Your Civic Duty and Get a Free Sex Toy

Or coffee, doughnuts, ice cream as shops reward US voters

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 3, 2008 11:50 AM CST

(Newser) – Joining a host of firms rewarding US voters, a sex-toy chain is giving out self-pleasuring devices to customers who have stopped at the polls, MSNBC reports. Men get “Maverick” sleeves: “He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.” Women can take home “Silver Bullet” vibrators, “a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!”

The Babeland chain, with outlets in New York, Los Angeles, and Seattle, is happy to donate to Democrats and Republicans alike. “Sex crosses party lines,” says a rep. Meanwhile, Starbucks is offering voters free coffee and Krispy Kreme is donating red, white, and blue doughnuts. And for free ice cream, stop by a Ben and Jerry’s from 5-8 pm—you don’t even have to vote.

Starbucks is offering free coffee to voters.
Starbucks is offering free coffee to voters.   (AP Photo/Don Ryan)
Voting can get you a free sex toy from a chain of adult stores.
Voting can get you a free sex toy from a chain of adult stores.   (AP Photo)
Sex toys, coffee, and ice cream are among the free items available to voters.
Sex toys, coffee, and ice cream are among the free items available to voters.   (Shutterstock)
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