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Campaign Buzzwords We'll Be Happy to Discard

The pitbull with lipstick might've been a game-changer, but enough already

By Lev Weinstein,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 4, 2008 4:05 PM CST

(Newser) – It's an inevitability of any election season: Some phrases will get bandied around so much that the hapless American, simply trying to do his civic duty by paying attention, will be crushed under the sheer weight of political verbiage. The Red Eye lists the worst offenders:

  • Change: As in, change the channel now.
  • Hockey mom: We're not in Alaska any more.
  • Joe the Plumber: He's not a licensed plumber, not named Joe.

  • Straight talk: A political oxymoron.
  • Maverick: James Garner is not running.
  • Pitbull: Some imagery is just not politically savvy.
  • Undecided: Increasingly becoming a decision.
  • Joe Six-Pack: Highly insensitive to beer-swilling liberal elites.
  • Game-changer: Games can change for the worse.
  • My friends: How many Americans has John McCain even met?
For the full list, click below.

After the election, Dirk Nowitzki and his Dallas teammates will have Mavericks all to themselves once again.
After the election, Dirk Nowitzki and his Dallas teammates will have "Mavericks" all to themselves once again.   (AP Photo)
Samuel Joe The Plumber Wurzelbacher, waves to the crowd as he introduced by Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain in Sandusky, Ohio.
Samuel "Joe The Plumber" Wurzelbacher, waves to the crowd as he introduced by Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain in Sandusky, Ohio.   (AP Photo)
An effigy of US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is unveiled by designer Mark Oldroyd.
An effigy of US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is unveiled by designer Mark Oldroyd.   (AP Photo)
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Forderon
Nov 5, 2008 11:47 PM CST
Lula, I'm an Obama guy but I have a problem with Dems disrespecting McCain. He is a great American who was run over by the ultra right wing of the party. I don't know how much you followed politics before this campaign but McCain really WAS a maverick and independent. He even considered switching to the Dems after getting smeared in 2000. So cut out the McCain trashing, he's a good man. Blame Palin.
jaguarj
Nov 4, 2008 9:56 PM CST
Yah, and don't threaten us with the Pit Bull running in 2012.
Guest
Nov 4, 2008 4:08 AM CST
I get so tired of hearing "My Friend" Get a life and go back to AZ. You showed how stupid you were by selecting the talking Parrot to be your VP.

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