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Conservatism Dead by Its Own Hand: O'Rourke

Bloated government is only one (though huge) legacy of GOP reign

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 10, 2008 6:05 PM CST

(Newser) – Modern conservatism is dead, and conservatives are to blame, PJ O’Rourke writes for the Weekly Standard. “Anyone who is still on the left is obviously insane and not responsible for his or her actions,” he contends. “No, we on the right did it.” Ideal after conservative ideal has been ill-served more or less since Reagan. “We neglected to convey the organic and universal nature of freedom.”

It took just 12 years of Republican control of Congress, O’Rourke laments, to get as “corrupt and arrogant” as Democrats did in 40. Immigration, foreign policy, Wall Street—he could go on, and does—have all been laid waste. “We’re doing good work on our final task—attaching the garden hose to our car's exhaust pipe and running it in through a vent window,” he concludes. “Barack and Michelle will be by in a moment with some subsidized ethanol to top up our gas tank. And then we can turn the key.”

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We chose to deliver our sermons only to the faithful or the already converted. If you were handling rattlesnakes and keeping dinosaurs for pets, would you vote for the party that gets money from PETA? - P.J. O'Rourke

Democracy--be it howsoever conservative--is a manifestation of the will of the people. We may argue with the people as a man may argue with his wife, but in the end we must submit to the fact of being married. - P.J. O'Rourke, on pushy conservatives

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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 5 comments
Shannonals
Nov 11, 2008 5:47 AM CST
All parties are corrupt. For all the good intentions of a few good men and women, there are always that 10% thatmess everything up.
jaguarj
Nov 11, 2008 5:33 AM CST
I agree, except it's to the RIGHT.
Guest
Nov 10, 2008 11:08 PM CST
PJ O’Rourke is exactly why Americans HATE journalism cronies today It's no longer journalism, it's pathetic liberal lies pandering to the liberal left. What a joke, this article is not fit for posting. Grow up.

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