Guy Ritchie has been happily reunited with his sons David and Rocco but they've been accompanied by a dozen demands from Madonna, the Daily Mail reports. The singer issued a strict set of rules for the boys' visit, ordering Ritchie not to speak to them about the split, not to introduce them to any female friends, to feed them a macrobiotic diet—and to make sure any water they drink is blessed by Kabbalah leaders.
Before yesterday's reunion, the boys had barely seen their father since Ritchie and Madonna announced last month they were divorcing. Custody is proving to be a major issue in the split. Madonna is reportedly keen to return to living in the US, but she will need permission from either Ritchie or a British court to be able to take the boys to live with her full-time.