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Someone Get the President- Elect a Cigarette

Obama probably still smokes—and we should be OK with that

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 20, 2008 1:19 PM CST

(Newser) – America has elected a member of a hated minority as president. That’s right, Barack Obama is a smoker. Oh, sure, he claims to have quit, but Michael Kinsley of the Washington Post isn’t convinced. Obama admitted falling off the wagon in June, yet no reporter has asked him about it since. It’s disgusting and it sets a bad example, but Kinsley thinks maybe we should let it slide.

Roughly 1 in 10 people succeed in quitting smoking, even while chewing Nicorette, as Obama does. If Obama beat those odds during a presidential race, he’s superman. If he didn’t? “We should forgive him. So he’s not superman. Neither are we.” Besides, forget about Obama’s health: Think about ours. If Obama needs a puff to maintain his uncanny calm as he ends two wars, let’s “offer him a light and look the other way.”

Barack Obama (played by Fred Armisen) smokes to calm himself down in this screenshot from Saturday Night Live.
Barack Obama (played by Fred Armisen) smokes to calm himself down in this screenshot from Saturday Night Live.   (NBC)
Barack Obama (played by Fred Armisen) lights up in this screenshot from Saturday Night Live.
Barack Obama (played by Fred Armisen) lights up in this screenshot from Saturday Night Live.   (NBC)
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Obama's steely calm is now one of our country's major assets. If he needs an occasional cigarette to preserve it, let's hand him an ashtray, offer him a light and look the other way. - Michael Kinsley

If he is straight with us about it, we should forgive him. So he's not a superman.
Neither are we. - Michael Kinsley

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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 3 comments
Shannonals
Nov 21, 2008 10:20 PM CST
What an idiotic comment. So now everyone that smokes has a link to the Tabacco industry? Heck, petepenguin, I bet your a smoker. Nothing to be ashamed of, I'm a smoker to.
jaguarj
Nov 20, 2008 11:58 PM CST
I smoked...did that establish a link to the tobacco industry. NOT
Guest
Nov 20, 2008 9:36 PM CST
This once and for all establishes a link between Obama and the tobacco industry. Yes,it is ridiculous,isn't it.

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