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Makers of Whizzinator Plead Guilty

Fake penis meant to scam drug tests could land pair in prison

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 25, 2008 11:47 AM CST

(Newser) – The intrepid entrepreneurs behind the Whizzinator have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in US federal court, the BBC reports. George Wills and Robert Catalano sold the prosthetic penis, which helps customers pass drug tests by storing and heating fake urine samples, online for 3 years. They could face up to 8 years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

The pair’s company, Puck Technology, bills itself as “the undisputed leader in synthetic urine,” selling both the Whizzinator and the similar Number One. “The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device,” the company’s site boasts. “The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again!”

Puck technology's website calls the Whizzinator the ultimate solution for a drug testing device.
Puck technology's website calls the Whizzinator "the ultimate solution for a drug testing device."   (Shutterstock)
The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, boasts Puck Technology's website.
"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple," boasts Puck Technology's website.   (Shutterstock)
Puck technology's website calls the Whizzinator the ultimate solution for a drug testing device.
Puck technology's website calls the Whizzinator "the ultimate solution for a drug testing device."   (Shutterstock)
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vendetta
Nov 25, 2008 2:22 AM CST
I would not call them morons, I would call them intelligent inventors fighting a 1984 system.
Guest
Nov 25, 2008 12:42 AM CST
I thought the Wizzinator was the urine recycler the astronauts are repairing
Newser001
Nov 25, 2008 12:00 AM CST
This is where the word 'schmucks' can be used to describe these morons, without reservation!

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